Just when you thought it was safe to turn on the TV (in Florida, Ohio and Pennsylvania), Rev. Jeremiah "Goddamn America" Wright has returned just in the nick of time ... they hope!
So are you scared? Because, whooo, if hearing Rev. Wright for a whole month-and-a-half at the end of the Democratic Primary didn't send you running from Barack Obama this lame, last minute attempt won't either. No new footage. No new allegations. Just the same old insinuations. He sat in the same church. He called him his mentor. Okie doke. Give me something new. Is Obama in a "down low" relationship with Rev. Wright? Is Malia Obama really Rev. Wright's daughter? Were Rev. Wright and Obama the "real killers" OJ Simpson spent all that time not looking for? Was Rev. Wright visiting with Saddam Hussien and Khalid Sheikh Muhammad before 9/11? C'mon, RNC! Put out some new tracks! I'm tired of the remixes! (Source: Politico's Ben Smith Blog)