Michelle Obama on The Ellen DeGeneres Show with her dancing compared to Barack Obama's dancing on DeGeneres' show. (I think Michelle won. But I'm biased.)
And the most useless thing ever -- bizarre Obama flip flops.
They have equally ugly McCain shoes. I don't really get it because they look like a bad craft project from a psych ward. All the little heads remind me of plastic toy versions of the sort of pom poms you'd find a little girl's shoe. Hideous. But I'm sure someone out there is dying for a pair.