It's actually funny. I was surprised. I'm working on a column about the whole notion of Obama's "hubris," and the mythology that McCain "I'll follow Osama bin Laden to the gates of Hell, but not to Pakistan because it's a sovereign nation" is some aw shucks modest fellow who doesn't toot his own horn and about how all of this smacks of "Uppity Negro Mess." But that column isn't done yet. So please settle for the Queen of Tackiness, Paris Hilton, shiller of the world's cheapest looking hair extensions.