This picture speaks louder than any words I could type. It's poor Zahara Jolie-Pitt's hair. A reader at The Secret Council of American Negroes blog tipped me off to this tragedy. MY WORD! Put some hair oil on it! Add a bow! ANYTHING! You're insanely rich, Angelina. And image conscious. Call Jada Pinkett-Smith or somethin'!
To read more about this hair trauma (and the Jolie-Pitts in France), click here.
To read SCAN's alert on their number one agent in short-pants' hair troubles, click here.
*And while The Snob family bloodline (which is full of Incognegroes, West African slaves, other black people of mysterious origin, random white folks and all sorts of Native Americans) is probably not the best indicator, black hair, even at age three, is doable.
And yes, that is me with my gapped tooth, button cute, three-year-old self. The infant head with a bow-tied puff is Baby Sis. SO IT'S DOABLE. Even with baby poof.