And it's going to be about how amazing Michelle Obama looked on Colbert Report tonight. My girl was on FIRE with her hotness. She had the satiny emerald green knee-length dress. The bob was health, full, sensuous and fierce. She looked "beans don't burn on da grill" good. I was jealous. But I won't hate. Never that. Because I HEART Michelle Obama. If I had to pick a female action figure it would Ms. O-time, every time. Will write more tomorrow.